Exploring Lafonia on Horse Back

By Grant Munro, February 2004

As last Christmas approached, I wondered how to spend the holiday.  Re-clad my derelict house?  Realistically, a good intention that would never happen.  Go to the races followed by the normal round of barbecues and drinks?  I've done that for the last ten years and fancied a change.

The idea of riding around Lafonia was hatched the weekend before Christmas during a visit to see my horse at Swan Inlet.  Andy Baker, the GAP student who has been working there for the season, was also keen to see something more than Stanley through blurred vision.  The initial suggestion was to ride to Goose Green and back over a couple of days, however this quickly developed into heading off with saddlebags (maletas) and sleeping bags for the full week.  Andreas Short from Swan Inlet was happy to lend Andy a horse, Nat, a large grey cobb, and I would use Fireball, my own horse.

It was short notice to get everything ready and over the next couple of days calls were made to the relevant landowners, to see what paddocks and out-houses could be used to overnight the horses, and the route was revised a couple of times.  As we did not have a spare horse to lead, the distances planned were fairly conservative with plenty of time for the horses to rest and graze.  With hindsight we could have been a little more optimistic, however the intention was to enjoy the ride, the scenery and explore a little - not to break any trotting records.

Shopping also had to be done and split into the daily rations - one carrier bag of goodies for us and one carrier bag of pony nuts for the transport.  The intention was to drop the stores off en route to that we could keep the load the horses had to carry to a minimum.  Again, without a spare horse it was asking a bit much to carry not only us but also food for eight days.

On Christmas Eve all was set and I headed off with landrover and bike to make the food drops.  This left Christmas Day and Boxing Day free to enjoy the festivities, make a set of maletas - which Santa was unfortunately not able to supply - and hope for good weather.  It was decided windy would be OK, and wet would be OK, but windy and wet would be bad.  Andy and I headed back to Swan Inlet on Boxing Day evening for an early start on the 27th.  

Day One - 27th December
It was not an auspicious start - wet and windy!  Rounding up the horses they had a distinct case of "Wind up their arses", bucking and farting the whole way into the corral and, once caught, Fireball almost destroyed the newly-built stable when I geared him up.  We waited for a particularly nasty hail squall to pass and set off quickly, in fact an at uncontrolled canter and gallop until we had cleared Swan Inlet land when the horses, once they realised they were not going on the customary circuit, settled to a steady trot which they kept up for the next eight days.  Four hours later we were in Goose Green with Andy's maletas in two halves.  This required a rethink on the gear and everything went except a spare pair of underpants and socks and the bottle of rum.  We also found a video of Clint Eastwood in Hang 'em High to further get us in the mood for the rest of the ride.

Day Two - 28th December
The next day we rode on to Egg Harbour along the old tracks to Cobb's Pas before branching off and riding via Dos Lomas shanty and the stone corral at Kelp Creek.  Stops were made at Dos Lomas for lunch and a quick chat with the new age travelers encamped at Kelp Creek.  A group was out fencing from Goose Green and we stopped the night with them in the House.  

Day Three - 29th December
Leaving Egg Harbour the next morning we set off down the coast of Falkland Sound.  The horses were not quite so lively as the preceding two days, but went steadily, passing Schooner Hill, Cygnet Harbour, Port King and on to Congo Ponds and Congo House, where we had planned to spend the night.  Since it was still relatively early we thought we would be friendly and say hello to the neighbours so, after a brief look around, we rode on to Wreck House to say hi to Tony and June McMullen who were there for a few days between Christmas and New Year.  They were not in so we turned around and headed back to Congo House.  We did however meet them on the track and stopped for a natter and a tot.  A small repair had to be made to the top fence line in the horse paddock and a room swept out with the goose wing that had been packed for that precise reason, and we were all ready for the night.   Bedding was the sheepskin and horse blanket.

Day Four - 30th December
The following day we headed back to Congo Ponds and up the fence line round the back of White Hill to Pidgeon's Park Ponds, hoping optimistically to find a gate at the corner of Laguna Isla.  There was a gate but unfortunately it was on the other side of the fence so we had to back track to White Hill Gate and Swankies Nest and down to Adventure Sound at Peat Banks Arroyo.  The going was slow, due to being mis-mothered and the general soggy nature of the camp, neither horse being great in the wet.  From Peat Banks Arroyo it was a short hop to Sound House.  Don Bonner was not at home so we repaired the bottom fence and let the horses go in the house paddock and then retired to the stables along with what sounded like a hundred house sparrows.

Day Five - 31st December
The next few days were fairly lazy.  A short ride up the old track to the Green Gate and across to the Trap House, where we met up with Janet and John Jaffray and Bill Davis from Goose Green on a Christmas work party.  The transformation they had achieved was incredible with new windows fitted and the rooms washed out.  We helped dismantle the old peat stove in the afternoon and after the evening feed we all lasted only a couple of hours more before forgetting about any New Year festivities and hitting the sack.

Day Six - 1st January 
The following day we set off for Low Bay shanty but given a hard track we were there in an hour and a half so after some lunch and unloading the maletas headed down the coast to Bluff Head to look at the Gentoo colony.  The horses, no doubt glad of the missing weight, turned it into a trotting race.  Low Bay shanty is, I guess, the old chicken shed of the house that is no longer there and has had the addition of some internal dog kennels along one side.  These kennels gave the ideal sleeping platform with the only disadvantage that we had to sleep head to toe.  As I drifted off to sleep without having had a change of clothes or a bath in a week it was difficult to decide whether the feet six inches in front of my head, the horse blanket I was lying on, or the wafts that came out my sleeping bag as I moved were the most offensive.

Day Seven - 2nd January
The following day was heavy drizzle and low mist so, although we had planned to ride down Motley Point, we decided, rather than get mis-mothered in the mist and new fence lines, just to head straight to Walker Creek.  We didn't have any plans of where we were staying but Jose and Betty kindly invited us in and gave us the use of their paddock.  A couple of hours later Andy had one of those spooky Falkland moments when Bobby Short called for him - we hadn't known where we were staying or even if we were staying in Walker Creek, so how did he know?  It was also the first opportunity to have a bath for a week and as a good guest not wanting to cause offence to our hosts I had to ask for the "Jif Cream Cleaner", not for me but for the impressive tidemark that had been left behind. 

Day Eight - 3rd January
The ride round to Goose Green was our longest day of the trip.  Now that Bodie Creek Bridge is closed it is necessary to go round by the Salt Water, old road camp and Orqueta.  We followed the old track to Arrow Harbour House and Bodie Creek Ponds before following the black flags to the old road camp and round to Orqueta.  I had stashed a bag of food at Orqueta so we stopped for a long late lunch before loading up the remaining supplies and carrying on to Goose Green having now completed the circle.  It was a sunny day with a strong wind and the horses went at a steady trot all day.  A steady trot that allowed both rider and horse to fall asleep occasionally, until the horse tripped and woke up with a start, a twitch of the ears and a quick look around.  The whole day was probably about seven hours with five and a half or six hours riding, however after the first couple of days we forgot to pay much attention to the clock and therefore cannot argue with the "old timers" over how long they used to take leading fresh horses!  There was obviously a good deal of competition, so maybe it's just as well.

Day Nine - 4th January
The last day was a stunner and we rode back to Swan Inlet via Burntside and Cerritos Corral and along the base of Mount Usborne to Black Rock.  The views were stupendous and it was almost possible to see where we had rode for the previous week.  

In total we rode for nine days.  One day was nasty, three days were excellent and the remainder were the type of day where, given the choice, you might not go out but in fact, once you were out and bobbing along, were not too bad at all.  The views were stunning, especially riding down Falkland Sound with the views of the West.  The rolling openness and feeling of space in Lafonia is incredible and, without getting lyrical, I do not understand people who discount it as flat and uninteresting.

There was only one mishap on the trip on the second last day at the Salt Water.  We thought we would take a shortcut across the creek, which turned out to be deeper than we thought with a sudden drop off in the middle of the channel.  Fireball shied as he saw Nat drop into the channel, unfortunately just as he was dropping over the edge himself.  This left him on his side and me in the drink on my bum and the gear in the maletas soaking wet.  Having got to the other side we discovered it wasn't even a short cut as a fence brought us back to the same point as the track.  Lesson: the track goes where it goes for a reason.  Thankfully the spare dry clothes, which had been left at Goose Green, were there at the end of the day.

The horses lasted well and came back fitter but probably fatter.  I had dropped a carrier bag of pony nuts at every overnight stop thinking that we might have to use lamb-marking pens to hold the horses overnight.  As it transpired we were able to use the house paddocks that were normally knee deep in grass but it seemed a shame to waste the nuts.  The people lasted not too badly either. Once all the hair had been plucked from my calfs, things became quite comfortable.

I have to say thank you to all the people that helped us along the way, especially those that we stayed with, those that fed us (on the track and at home) and Brian and Diana and Ian and Eileen for allowing us to ride across Goose Green and North Arm land and to use the houses and paddocks.  I am already thinking of next season and a three-horse horsebox.

Grant Munro is a forester by profession.  He arrived in the Falkland Islands in 1991 whilst travelling around South America, and decided to settle permanently.  He has held a number of jobs, including forester with the Department of Agriculture and General Manager of Consolidated Fisheries Ltd.  He is currently employed by Falklands Conservation.

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